Sto Inter Plures Etiamnunc Sto Unus

wow

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:34:15 GMT

this is so weird. its kinda sad that people dont really use their LJs any more... its like 'an end of an era'. meybe.

this is sooo like 2005.

its not quite nostalgia yet. its not like i cant be arsed to update either... its weird/sad.

this is such a good time to play 'summer of 69'... wait, can there ever be a good enough excuse to get bryan adams out?

whatever.

this is my update for 06.

maybe forrrever.

ooh.

Christmas Eve 2005

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:18:15 GMT

Ebony died yesterday... It was definaly for the best, poor little mite was so ill the past few days, and yesterday she was completly out of it, she couldn't walk properly and could hardly open her eyes. As cliched as it may sound, I held her tiny body in the palm of my hand for 3 solid hours, after she curled up there... She was trying to find some heat because her system had started packing up and she was already getting cold. I sat her by the radiators, but she didn't seem to like it as much as natural body heat. gosh I miss her :'(

R.I.P baby x x x x x x x

Merry Xmas everyone x

just do it...

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 20:21:06 GMT

use google to search the word "failure"

it made me laugh at least...

OH MY FREAKING GOD!

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 18:55:25 GMT

sooo... my mum found a condom in my room...

it was like, the most embarrassing thing - in the entire world. so ive decided to share it, with everyone.

background information on the condom: its that stupid oval shaped one from juliettes partay, i think its toms, or something, but being the lazy git i am, i hadnt tidied out my bag from the party, so when my unsuspecting mum was tidying it for me she came across it - whyyyy it was even in my bag i dont know, but it managed to find its way in there (if any one wants it, i gave it to my mum - ask her)

so anyway, in the car, on the way back from rehearsals:

Mum: I tidied your room - dont go mental.
Me: Yeah... k.
Mum: Uh... so if there is anything you didnt want me to see - im sorry.
Me: Nah... its cool.
Mum: Erm... ok?
Me: Oh, apart from that condom, dont worry - i can explain... Haha
Mum: ...
Me: Well, i thought it was funny...
Jaina: I want to get PIZZA!
Me: Shut up you frickin pig...
Mum: ...

WHAT A BLOODY COINCIDENCE! i wish id kept my fucking mouth shut..!

10 Minutes later, after assuring her that, no... it wasnt mine

Mum: Well, yknow, i wouldnt have minded if it was... I'd have been glad you were using protection
Me:*highly embarrassed* Mum, shut up
Mum: No, really, I wouldnt mind, I think you should have it back-
Me: MUM, shut up!
Mum: But, i wasnt worried, at your age-
Me: *OMG* muuuuum!! shut uuuuup!

let me just diiiiiieeeeee now.

ugh.

parents + sex = BAD.

half term - sorry. mid-autumn break.

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 01:07:52 GMT

half-term was a while ago, but i had such a great one i dont care. neither do i care that im not allowed to call it half-term, although nothing has seemed to have changed - the dates or the time we have off.

i went on holiday, somewhere on the coast, with a nice sandy beach, which (especially in england) i was both surprised and grateful for. Even the seagulls at half-eight in the morning were welcomed by my-hungover-self. i remember, on wednesday morning about eleven, i was out on the balcony outside our apt. i was looking down onto the grass below watching a game of football played with a giant orange beach ball by two toddlers. One child's mother, obviously greatly concerned by her sprog's sporting activities came out in what looked like a dead freshly sheared lamb, whatever the pink material was it clung to her in a very unflattering way. She took the cigarette out of her mouth for a brief moment, just long enough to tell her son, aaron, to 'git in naw' (translation: please come inside now, dear) because she wanted to change out of the sheepskin she called a nightie, and needed to close the door. The young boy (who was utterly adorable - and looked like david's little bro, whos just turned one, awww lol) giggled and stood deviantly outside, just out of reach of his mother, who was restricted to the pavement by her fluffy slippers, something only a woman wearing a dead lamb could pull off. At this she became annoyed and proceeded with her excellent persuasive skills in trying to get the child inside. Looking at him in a way only a mother could, she repeatedly told the boy to get inside, getting firmer with each demand. Finally, when she realised she was being outdone by a two year old she reverted to the old psychological damaging device. She said, and i quote "Git in 'ere now aaron, or you see that big seagull up there *she points to the bird, the child's eyes follow* yeah? That bird will come down and bite your willy off!" I only caught a glimpse of the poor boy's startled face before i had to bury my face in my arms to muffle my laughter.

well yeah. that made my half-term...

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:42:00 GMT

today was amazing. it wasnt just the fact that i got to ride on tubes and escalators, which always excites me, but the endless fit of giggles in pizza hut which gave me a stitch so bad i thought id been running for hours, walking through churches with dead people buried in the walls, being this <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> close to him, eating cold pizza on the way back home, and of course (mind the cheesiness) being in the best company i couldve asked for.

This House Believes We Should Build On The Greenbelt.

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:11:24 GMT

motion overruled.

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 17:45:14 GMT

i have a debate tomorrow, although i couldnt care less about the subject (building on the greenbelt) im really looking forward to it, i think it should be fun - its great researching anyway... anyway thats one of the things that rocks at the moment.
the other thing that rocks is the fact im a bloody genius haha, well something like that anyway... i have a crazy theory thats backed up by nothing but my imagination, no physics at all, who cares. anyway, it can easily explain the reason we have dreams, the reason we use such small parts of our brains, what goes on in our subconscious, and schizophrenia. ha, yay for the theory. and hopefully itll magically transform into a feature length screenplay for sometime after christmas, if i can ever decide who to kill off, i really shouldnt get so emotionally attached lol.
what sucks, whether im paranoid or not, i feel as though im being ignored, its not really upsetting me or anything, because im not sensitive like that - but it is bugging me somewhat.
what sucks, a fly just landed on the rim of my coke can, and there is no way im drinking it now.
what rocks, radio one - mainly collin and edith
what sucks, bitchy girls

anywaaay, i have to go write a debate.

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 19:23:22 GMT

oh hell...

i was thinking back - freewebs, lj, and now myspace... theyre all gonna have fatal endings (freewebs already has), because im gonna look at them and think, what in hevens was i thinking, whaaat a loser...

im such a geek... but thats why yall love me right?

right?

never mind...

ha.

llamas are easy... updates, that is.

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:40:52 GMT

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

you know you want to.

Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:49:00 GMT

so i got back to this small, cold, dirty country at 9:00am this morning, and i actually felt glad to be back. ha. yes, ive missed you all. although, i know one thing, america is definatly where ive got to be. give it a few years, and ill be there. fingers crossed.

anyway, results?

2 A*s, 3 As, 5 Bs, 1 C.

im happy with the results, but i know if id revised i wouldve done better. ha.

ive been in england less than 12 hrs and im already homesick, uh, i mean missing america.

i cant wait to see everybody.

sorry about that shit a few entrys down.

its been tough lately. thats why i needed to get away. its been good.

sometimes, life really does suck ass. and sometimes it kicks it. and sometimes i never know when to shut the hell up.

:) viva la america-ca-ca

god bless america.

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 07:44:15 GMT

i promise i will update properly after i come back from holiday, because i honestly wont have anything better to do. not that any of you care. but just let me pretend you do... i love you guys, i miss you guys. im bouts ta throw up. but i do love it here, no matter what i thought about this place before, i love being in america, i love being an english person in america, i love being hugh grant.

gosh. yes, dear. id luurve one. two sugars please.

k, i dunno how to add people as freinds and stuff, but feel my presence as a 'i want to add you but am mentally too lazy/slow to do it'

things i dont like about america:

t.v adverts, mainly car ones.
two pin plugs
retarded roads
no neurofen, yes, i have fucken awful cramps.

things i love about america:

taco bell
taco bell's hot sauce
taco bell's potatos
taco bell's crunchwrap supreme
pop tarts...

whaaat?... i like my food.

i have nothing else to say... how odd. i may sleep. or whatever really...

miss yooou guys soo much.

yeah. right.

:p

my life is so fucking great.

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 21:09:53 GMT

not much has happened since i last updated...

i tried introducing a new gerbil to ebony. worked like fuck.

i got caught in the middle of the bombs. it was kinda fuking scary, much. people were crying, pussys. i cried. understandable. but im still alive... yay?

im going to america on sunday. i should be happy... but life really sucks. i wanna talk about it. but i cant. lets just say the sooner i forget anyone i know or used to know the better. yeehaw. i wanna kill. how more stereotypical could i fucking be. ha.

were all failures. but nothing compares.

sorry. ignore me. please do... because thats what im going to do to you... fucking twats.

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 13:51:10 GMT

Mrs Redmayne on chemistry: The most important test, in your whole life. Fail this and you'll forever be a failure. You may aswel give up on your life. This test; knowing the properties of halogens and noble gasses will forever have an impact on your life. Do you really want to fuck up your life?.. Really?!.. Oh, and girls. No pressure!

This morning the phone rang at 9:36, give or take a few seconds. I ran downstairs to get it before the person got put through to the answer phone (because most people can't leave decent messages). It was for me. It was school. "Why aren't you in for your exam this morning?"... "Uh, what? I have an exam, but it's in the afternoon."....."Let me go and check, I'm going to put you on hold.". *1920s speakeasies music* (this is the school just showing off. they'd be better with a pre-recorded message saying 'yes. look at us. we have music for you while you wait. we may be just another government school, but we're hip as fuck.) "Hello?.. Are you still there?" (no. idiot. your infernal music killed me.) "hi?.. yes?"...

So, I enter the exam hall. 30 minutes late... and have to walk right down to the front. The very front, to my desk. Heads turn to look up at me from their Chemistry papers. I hope you all fail. haha. No, I really don't. Some people actually work hard for their exams so good on them. I sat down. The co-ordinater was nice. Naive, but nice. "Yes. I'm fine....No, I'll just start the exam.... Yes, I'm sure... *sigh* No, I'm possitive... Yes, thank....you... Ok. Bye." About five minutes into the exam I hear squeaking. I think the whole hall heard the squeaking. enough eyes on the black board. My name plastered across it. They gave me extra time. I could have longer. And finish later... Aaand the whole of the hall knew. Even those who didn't notice my oh-so-quiet entrance. I may just be being slightly paranoid...

Honestly. It wasn't a bad paper. It was Chemistry so I knew it wouldn't be great. But it wasn't the whole lamb/slaughter thing i thought it would be.

Perhaps it was something freudian. The fact I thought it was in the afternoon. Trying to get out of it, and everything. Because I hate it so much...

Recently Ebony's been really jumpy. Really scared. And it may just be my imagination, but really sad. I wish i could comfort her... :(

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 08:23:49 GMT

Ginger died sometime between 10 last night and 8 this morning.

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:39:53 GMT

What is:

1 + 5

2 + 4

3 + 3

4 + 2

5 + 1

Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds...

Then scroll down...

QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

Then scroll down...

... keep going ...

You're thinking of a carrot, right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the world's population whose minds are different enough to think of something else...

98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

oh my. that is creepy!

.........dot..........dot......dot dot dot.

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:22:28 GMT

i was minding my own business, sitting in my room, revising... and my sister came in, showed me her middle finger, pouted a little, turned on her heel and walked back out, for no apparent reason. i was left sitting thinking, what the fuck?! and then decided to update my livejournal. yay.

i like politics. its a lot like having slabbering matches with little kids, with a group of friends behind you. yknow, stand up, take the piss outa the opposition, hear 'aye' and laughter behind you.

do fish fart?

english was good.. i actually enjoyed it. geeky? but yeah, it was quite easy... i feel a bit bad about the writing to persuade. i mean, if the english teacher marking it isnt a trendy young whippersnapper, but a 'headmistressy-second-world-war' type then my continual sexual references(*) will not be looked upon well... i just hope they either dont catch on, or find them funny...
either way, id like to hope i didnt do too bad on that. but, i dunno.

i should revise history more. but im hungry... im gonna eat.

(*)
ME: i guess... i was just like "and you can move the rear seats back so you get more room to do whatever you want in the back seat!" lmao.. i was sitting in the exam actually giggling to myself!!!
TAHMINA: omgggggggggggg
TAHMINA: lllllooooollll
TAHMINA: u didnt really write that??
ME: dont.. youre making me feel bad
TAHMINA: nah im sure ti will make the examiner chuckle
ME: hmmm...
ME: omg.. i really shouldntve put it!!
TAHMINA: nah dont worry
TAHMINA: u used it as a technique which portrays the benefits of the car
TAHMINA: as a persuading skill so its all gd

RULE BRITANNIA!

Tue, 31 May 2005 12:24:31 GMT

Be very proud to be British because...

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. (haha - sorry)

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet...

Makes me proud to be Brittish (yes, two Ts, i wish people would stop asking why I spell it 'wrong')

...but anyway, most of this stuff really shocked me. the amount of people who have died, and such... blah.

MURPHY'S LAW!

Thu, 26 May 2005 17:53:22 GMT

Tonight at 9 o'clock on BBC1...

oh the long awaited return, I think I'm going to faint!..

he's just so Northern Irish... Do I hear a St. James? *sigh*

watch it... or, uh, be square. yeah!

my film girlies/stars

Wed, 25 May 2005 14:39:27 GMT

i just wanna say a huge thank you to you lot who did the monopoly thingy...

ive finally managed to sort out the dropped frames and im just capturing it to the computer.

it looks quite good, and apart from my sister being a pain and putting her hand in the way of the money, it looks like its going to be quite easy to edit. i may just have to put a thin band of black at the top and bottom of the screen, but well see how it goes.

sophie's "i win" was great, and doesnt look at all cheesy as i feared it would, and is executed brilliantly ;)

the little footage i got of kim when i was adjusting my tripod is equally cool, but i promise itll be edited out :p

juliettes socks are what makes the scene though. totally awesome by far!...

and well, thanks to cara, who actually knew the rules of monopoly haha and had lovely straightened hair!..

you all deserve bloody oscars, my darlings!! (or medals for putting up with my sister)

so in love.

Sat, 21 May 2005 21:49:54 GMT

i've been pretty happy recently, just little things that i find sweet, they just let me last a whole day from the mere memory of them, like making me smile at random times just thinking of them. which is good - as long as nobody sees me.

the last few chemistry lessons we had we did physics (go figure) because our physics teachers were so bloody awful we needed to sacrifice our beloved chemisty for that 'nowhere-near-good-enough' physics.

aaand. in the midst of my 'revision' i came across the word.. the word that rules over all words...

DIODE.

wow! im so calling my kid... diode (not having kids - so i'll randomly name any child i find)

then i'll find another few children and name them - light-dependant resistor, thermistor and filament lamp.

and they shall live happily ever after...

im seriously considering having children with the amount of love i have at the moment heehee... oh gosh. slap me..

hearts to you all x

Hear Me!

Tue, 10 May 2005 17:53:54 GMT

So, the performance of 'Hear Me!' is tomorrow, and im actually really nervous, but just before it i know i wont be, odd... anyway, crammed with cheese and teenage angst it means that ill probably never live it down - 'you being a dyke, like? 'cus you find it easy to play that role?! haha'. yes, thanks (whaaaevaa) ive given up enough time for this so id better make it good... eeep :/

WANKER!..

Fri, 06 May 2005 16:14:01 GMT

HEELP..!

Thu, 05 May 2005 15:15:02 GMT

Can anyone tell me what the following phrase is in English?..

quae vertere in lvdo (ludo?) quondam docvere magistrae
hanc sellam summa dant pietate novo

(damn curiousity)

btw: my mum isnt voting lib dem!! *argh!* not that anyone cares...

update...

Sun, 01 May 2005 20:46:00 GMT

Soo. Today was good. Totally exhaused from the round trip from Istead to south-west London, from there to north-west, to north-east, to south-east. It was worth it. Damn it was worth it!

Anyway... Brief summary of life ATM:

Good points:

1. Is still breathing
2. Is still in love (with several things - living and non living)
3. Finished shooting...

4. Am gonna speak to my babz in exactly 23 minutes.

Bad points:

1. French Oral (eep)
2. Needs to charge battery pack on camera *sigh*
3. Birthday in 19 days and almost everyone (including my mum) thinks i should do something for it - yeah. right.

kk... well. over and outies