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February 6th, 2006

10:28 pm - wow this is so weird. its kinda sad that people dont really use their LJs any more... its like 'an end of an era'. meybe. this is sooo like 2005. its not quite nostalgia yet. its not like i cant be arsed to update either... its weird/sad. this is such a good time to play 'summer of 69'... wait, can there ever be a good enough excuse to get bryan adams out? whatever. this is my update for 06. maybe forrrever. ooh. Current Mood: calm Current Music: goooooldie lookin chain. (nothings changed there :D)

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December 25th, 2005

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November 13th, 2005

08:18 pm - just do it... use google to search the word "failure" it made me laugh at least... Current Mood: excited Tags: hilary duff - wake up (kill me)

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November 10th, 2005

06:30 pm - OH MY FREAKING GOD! sooo... my mum found a condom in my room... it was like, the most embarrassing thing - in the entire world. so ive decided to share it, with everyone. background information on the condom: its that stupid oval shaped one from juliettes partay, i think its toms, or something, but being the lazy git i am, i hadnt tidied out my bag from the party, so when my unsuspecting mum was tidying it for me she came across it - whyyyy it was even in my bag i dont know, but it managed to find its way in there (if any one wants it, i gave it to my mum - ask her) so anyway, in the car, on the way back from rehearsals: Mum: I tidied your room - dont go mental. Me: Yeah... k. Mum: Uh... so if there is anything you didnt want me to see - im sorry. Me: Nah... its cool. Mum: Erm... ok? Me: Oh, apart from that condom, dont worry - i can explain... Haha Mum: ... Me: Well, i thought it was funny... Jaina: I want to get PIZZA! Me: Shut up you frickin pig... Mum: ... WHAT A BLOODY COINCIDENCE! i wish id kept my fucking mouth shut..! 10 Minutes later, after assuring her that, no... it wasnt mine Mum: Well, yknow, i wouldnt have minded if it was... I'd have been glad you were using protection Me:*highly embarrassed* Mum, shut up Mum: No, really, I wouldnt mind, I think you should have it back- Me: MUM, shut up! Mum: But, i wasnt worried, at your age- Me: *OMG* muuuuum!! shut uuuuup! let me just diiiiiieeeeee now. ugh. parents + sex = BAD. Current Mood: embarrassed Current Music: NARCOTIC THRUST - I LIKE IT

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November 6th, 2005

12:36 am - half term - sorry. mid-autumn break. half-term was a while ago, but i had such a great one i dont care. neither do i care that im not allowed to call it half-term, although nothing has seemed to have changed - the dates or the time we have off. i went on holiday, somewhere on the coast, with a nice sandy beach, which (especially in england) i was both surprised and grateful for. Even the seagulls at half-eight in the morning were welcomed by my-hungover-self. i remember, on wednesday morning about eleven, i was out on the balcony outside our apt. i was looking down onto the grass below watching a game of football played with a giant orange beach ball by two toddlers. One child's mother, obviously greatly concerned by her sprog's sporting activities came out in what looked like a dead freshly sheared lamb, whatever the pink material was it clung to her in a very unflattering way. She took the cigarette out of her mouth for a brief moment, just long enough to tell her son, aaron, to 'git in naw' (translation: please come inside now, dear) because she wanted to change out of the sheepskin she called a nightie, and needed to close the door. The young boy (who was utterly adorable - and looked like david's little bro, whos just turned one, awww lol) giggled and stood deviantly outside, just out of reach of his mother, who was restricted to the pavement by her fluffy slippers, something only a woman wearing a dead lamb could pull off. At this she became annoyed and proceeded with her excellent persuasive skills in trying to get the child inside. Looking at him in a way only a mother could, she repeatedly told the boy to get inside, getting firmer with each demand. Finally, when she realised she was being outdone by a two year old she reverted to the old psychological damaging device. She said, and i quote "Git in 'ere now aaron, or you see that big seagull up there *she points to the bird, the child's eyes follow* yeah? That bird will come down and bite your willy off!" I only caught a glimpse of the poor boy's startled face before i had to bury my face in my arms to muffle my laughter. well yeah. that made my half-term... Current Mood: calm Current Music: narcotic thrust - i like it

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October 22nd, 2005

06:34 pm today was amazing. it wasnt just the fact that i got to ride on tubes and escalators, which always excites me, but the endless fit of giggles in pizza hut which gave me a stitch so bad i thought id been running for hours, walking through churches with dead people buried in the walls, being this <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> close to him, eating cold pizza on the way back home, and of course (mind the cheesiness) being in the best company i couldve asked for. Current Mood: tired and satisfied Current Music: bloodhound gang - bad touch

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October 4th, 2005

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October 3rd, 2005

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September 21st, 2005

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September 2nd, 2005

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August 26th, 2005

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July 31st, 2005

03:40 am - god bless america. i promise i will update properly after i come back from holiday, because i honestly wont have anything better to do. not that any of you care. but just let me pretend you do... i love you guys, i miss you guys. im bouts ta throw up. but i do love it here, no matter what i thought about this place before, i love being in america, i love being an english person in america, i love being hugh grant. gosh. yes, dear. id luurve one. two sugars please. k, i dunno how to add people as freinds and stuff, but feel my presence as a 'i want to add you but am mentally too lazy/slow to do it' things i dont like about america: t.v adverts, mainly car ones. two pin plugs retarded roads no neurofen, yes, i have fucken awful cramps. things i love about america: taco bell taco bell's hot sauce taco bell's potatos taco bell's crunchwrap supreme pop tarts... whaaat?... i like my food. i have nothing else to say... how odd. i may sleep. or whatever really... miss yooou guys soo much. yeah. right. :p Current Mood: american. Current Music: listen to your heart

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July 15th, 2005

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June 16th, 2005

02:44 pm Mrs Redmayne on chemistry: The most important test, in your whole life. Fail this and you'll forever be a failure. You may aswel give up on your life. This test; knowing the properties of halogens and noble gasses will forever have an impact on your life. Do you really want to fuck up your life?.. Really?!.. Oh, and girls. No pressure! This morning the phone rang at 9:36, give or take a few seconds. I ran downstairs to get it before the person got put through to the answer phone (because most people can't leave decent messages). It was for me. It was school. "Why aren't you in for your exam this morning?"... "Uh, what? I have an exam, but it's in the afternoon."....."Let me go and check, I'm going to put you on hold.". *1920s speakeasies music* (this is the school just showing off. they'd be better with a pre-recorded message saying 'yes. look at us. we have music for you while you wait. we may be just another government school, but we're hip as fuck.) "Hello?.. Are you still there?" (no. idiot. your infernal music killed me.) "hi?.. yes?"... So, I enter the exam hall. 30 minutes late... and have to walk right down to the front. The very front, to my desk. Heads turn to look up at me from their Chemistry papers. I hope you all fail. haha. No, I really don't. Some people actually work hard for their exams so good on them. I sat down. The co-ordinater was nice. Naive, but nice. "Yes. I'm fine....No, I'll just start the exam.... Yes, I'm sure... *sigh* No, I'm possitive... Yes, thank....you... Ok. Bye." About five minutes into the exam I hear squeaking. I think the whole hall heard the squeaking. enough eyes on the black board. My name plastered across it. They gave me extra time. I could have longer. And finish later... Aaand the whole of the hall knew. Even those who didn't notice my oh-so-quiet entrance. I may just be being slightly paranoid... Honestly. It wasn't a bad paper. It was Chemistry so I knew it wouldn't be great. But it wasn't the whole lamb/slaughter thing i thought it would be. Perhaps it was something freudian. The fact I thought it was in the afternoon. Trying to get out of it, and everything. Because I hate it so much... Recently Ebony's been really jumpy. Really scared. And it may just be my imagination, but really sad. I wish i could comfort her... :( Current Mood: blah

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June 14th, 2005

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June 12th, 2005

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May 31st, 2005

01:18 pm - RULE BRITANNIA! Be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. (haha - sorry) 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet... Makes me proud to be Brittish (yes, two Ts, i wish people would stop asking why I spell it 'wrong') ...but anyway, most of this stuff really shocked me. the amount of people who have died, and such... blah. Current Mood: blank Current Music: i should start revision.

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May 26th, 2005

06:46 pm - MURPHY'S LAW! Tonight at 9 o'clock on BBC1... oh the long awaited return, I think I'm going to faint!.. he's just so Northern Irish... Do I hear a St. James? *sigh* watch it... or, uh, be square. yeah! Current Mood: anticipating... Current Music: If youre happy and you know it watch murphys law!...

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May 25th, 2005

03:34 pm - my film girlies/stars i just wanna say a huge thank you to you lot who did the monopoly thingy... ive finally managed to sort out the dropped frames and im just capturing it to the computer. it looks quite good, and apart from my sister being a pain and putting her hand in the way of the money, it looks like its going to be quite easy to edit. i may just have to put a thin band of black at the top and bottom of the screen, but well see how it goes. sophie's "i win" was great, and doesnt look at all cheesy as i feared it would, and is executed brilliantly ;) the little footage i got of kim when i was adjusting my tripod is equally cool, but i promise itll be edited out :p juliettes socks are what makes the scene though. totally awesome by far!... and well, thanks to cara, who actually knew the rules of monopoly haha and had lovely straightened hair!.. you all deserve bloody oscars, my darlings!! (or medals for putting up with my sister) Current Mood: *creative* Current Music: nowt.

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